then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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