Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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