shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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