you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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