Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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