remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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