I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dignity is for republicans.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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