i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
