Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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