and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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