I must be too annoying 4 u.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Randomize
