I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
