Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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