Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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