Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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