The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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