That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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