Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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