Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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