He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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