you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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