why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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