forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
sex in a hospital.. check
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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