I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Say something about gay babies.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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