The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just gift wrapped bread.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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