Three words: puerto rican gang bang
and she was petting her beer can
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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