Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do vagina's smell?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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