they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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