I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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