just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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