margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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