fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cockslap morals
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
