I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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