Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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