I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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