so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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