To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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