Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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