This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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