And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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