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Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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