Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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