Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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