I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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