belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
