Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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