she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
