Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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