Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
