What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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