just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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