I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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