Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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