you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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