Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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